Can’t be fussed about anything

bo chap is ze middle name

2 weeks off! Whoo! September 24, 2008

Filed under: Funny,Memories,Myself — renzi @ 2:46 pm

On monday, I went to Alexandra Hospital for my wisdom teeth extraction. The dentist arranged to have 2 removed. She actually asked whether I wanted to go under GA and take all four out, i wasn’t that adventurous after hearing SOOOO many horror stories and having gone under the knife myself before (to remove 4 teeth).

Sooooooo… i plucked up enough courage, and with the help of Ms Swimmer and her boy, and went ahead with it. At first I was so scared…I requested to play my mp3s and the dentist/surgeon obliged. I started playing worship songs and praising God. I heard the drilling intensify and so I increased my volume, continued praising Him. In less than 20 min, they asked me to sit up as it was done. Amazing. God was with me through this. Never could do this kinda things, without him 🙂

Praise him!

Anyway I’ll prob put up a few photos on my teeth. Hur hur. I told Ms Swimmer that I kept ALL my teeth that I extracted. She said I was gross. hur hur. Well, I took some photos already. Am ready to gross her out, then throw away my 6 teeth. 🙂

All the best to her later hur hur (when I show it to her )

Time to get out of here…looking for liquids to fill me up. I’m super super hungry from not eating decent food. Sob…


The guessing game January 16, 2008

Filed under: Friends,Funny — renzi @ 1:02 pm

At home now…grrr…on MC. Doc claims it’s tonsilitis (can’t spell, and can’t be bothered) Heh so I’ll spend today…watching my 9pm show on youtube hur hur.

Annnyywayy A couple of us celebrated an early Christmas by stuffing ourselves silly and well…playing pictionary. Yes, pictionary… sounds loser-ish but wait till you see what people can come up with.

shy boy's work Say for example a good friend’s drawing – please try guessing what it is… (The answer will be revealed later)

1) I’ve changed my number…bought a new phone because my other phone couldn’t work. Grrr…The number’s 9224 6266
2) I can’t really remember…so…the answer for the above picture is….*drum roll* ZebRa 🙂 And Noo…it’s not a 2-year-old that drew this…He’s the same age as me. Go figure. 😛


Who drew what? October 11, 2007

Filed under: Funny — renzi @ 10:24 pm

honey drew what???Hahahahha…I thought this was funny. 🙂 I had to take a second glance when I actually saw it.


I wanna be a breadface! June 30, 2007

Filed under: Funny,What the...? — renzi @ 2:23 pm

Breadface!I passed by this shop when I stopped to my tracks. I saw this really…for the lack of words, weird ad. I did laugh out loud. Immediately I thought, this ad must be an in-house ad. Whatever it is…doesn’t it look…kinda cute…i mean the bread?

Closer look Let’s have a closer look – other than the fact that it’s quite pudgy…the breadface is quite cute what! 🙂 I mean, the face looks quite smooth. I wouldn’t wanna buy the product because I wanna be a breadface! 😛


This is my family April 14, 2007

Filed under: Conversations,Family,Funny,The AWWW Factor — renzi @ 8:42 pm

HOT NEWS!!!! My brother has a girlfriend whom he insists is his (i quote in his own words) “maple GF” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. She’s apparantly 13 and Malalysian – half english and half chinese. He even blushed when he told me. Wellllll… I tried to probe, tease and exasperate him so I really made it really difficult for him by being the pesky sister (for once).

I questioned him about the so-called girl’s identity. I mean really, you’ll never know who is it over at the other end. “She” may claim that she’s Malaysian and she’s 13 (God, she’s 13…my brother’s only 11!!! And my gosh, I had my first and ahem, I must stress, only web-boyfriend was erm..15!!! ) but…oh well. I just found my brother’s reactions really cute and amusing when i tried to disturb him and ask him more questions.

I even asked him “so do you know what english means? where do the english come from?”. The ignorant brother happily quipped “Europe!!!” Hmmm Okkkkkk..

Next question “how do you know whether she’s a girl”. He proceeded to asking the “girl” to take off her “virtual cap” in Maple Story *rolls eyes* hahahahah really, for all you know, “she” may just be a 89-year old senile grandfather in Ireland who just takes the kick out of being someone young and well, of another gender. I’m just really amused by my brother, especially when he himself exclaimed that he’s (and I must quote in his real words) “still so young la!!!!”, yet he still tried SO DAMN HARD to convince me, of all people, that “she” is a female. And and!!! He kept texting and communicating telling “her” on the web that he LURRRRRRRRRRRVEs her. HAhahahahah ..This is more amusing than watching toddlers trip!

I antagonized the brother even more by teasing mocking him about “her” and suggesting that he should invite “her” to Singapore so he can plant a wet, slobbery kiss on her baby-smooth face.

I’m probably too bored.

What possessed meeeeeee???

Anyway my dear mother said “how can she be Chinese? Malaysians are Malays and only people from China are Chinese!” OH MY GOSH, WHAT POSSESSED MY MUM TO SAY THISSSSS, especially when my former CHINESE housemates are from Malaysia? 😛

And my brother then said something that really didn’t make sense but left me almost grabbing my stomach because I almost let out a loud cackle. He said “I’m Singaporean so I’m Singaporean-ise, like how Japanese are Japanese!!!”

Yeap… that’s my quote of the day.

Hahhaa…to see this stupid silly smirk on my brother is priceless. He’s so cluelessly funny.


I’m a rocketing rabbit FINALLY! March 23, 2007

Filed under: Funny,Myself,The AWWW Factor — renzi @ 10:18 am

Whooo!! Hahaha you’ve got to play this game to check your reaction. It’s really cute and well, it kills time.


Funny! March 9, 2007

Filed under: Funny,Joke — renzi @ 9:45 am

I know this is an old joke *glares at Jon* but I DONT CARE!!!

A lady was speeding down the road when the Police Officer pulled up beside her. “Pull Over Pull Over!” he said, to which she replied, no, its a Cardigan.